quinta-feira, 9 de agosto de 2012

Motherfucking Bike [HD]

Tem dia que realmente dá vontade de participar do "Tour de Foda-se"

CarpeBike e melhore seu Diem a Diem!

Um comentário:

  1. I rise in the morning, and greet the day
    pull out the bike and I'm on my way
    The transportation shows I care
    Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air
    Greener than green, I'm saving the planet
    just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
    no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass
    I'm on a motherfucking bike

    Sharing my aggression is what I do
    Every day I'm riding the 'Tour de Fuck You'
    Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
    a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
    Running red lights at the fat intersection
    Cutout seat protects my erection
    You like the bird, in my hand?
    Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike
    I'm on a motherfucking bike
    I'm on a motherfucking bike

    Skinny-ass pants, the 'stache is fat
    the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
    Got no gears so you best not dis me
    yeah bitch, it's a motherfuckin fixie
    Middle of the street is where you're gonna find me
    a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
    Critical Mass is a Facebook "like"
    I'm on a motherfucking bike
    I'm on a motherfucking bike
    (horn and bell solo)